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Cover: The holiday season is here again...
Inside Text: Searching for the perfect gift, stringing up lights, spending quality time with loved ones...Yeah, the holidays suck.
Item#: H01
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Cover: Happy Festivus!
Inside Text:
Item#: H02
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Cover: In the most PC way, I'd like to say, Happy Holidays!
Inside Text: You Godless Christmas wrecker.
Item#: H04
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Cover: Next time you decide to buy me a Christmas gift...
Inside Text: I need large crap not medium crap.
Item#: H05
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Cover: I hope this doesn't ruin the surprise, but...
Inside Text: I'm buying you new deodorant for Christmas!
Item#: H06
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Cover: Here is a little holiday advice...
Inside Text: If it looks like egg-nog,
but it doesn't taste like egg-nog,
it is probably not egg-nog
(no matter what he tells you).
Item#: H07
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Cover: Merry Christmas to my Jewish Friend.
Inside Text: Face.
Item#: H08
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Cover: The holidays always offer newfound hope as we embark upon another year.
Inside Text: And then on January 2nd it's back to the same pathetic crap.
Item#: H09
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