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Cover: Best of Birthday Gift Pack
Inside Text: We've compiled 8 of our best sellers into one gift pack. As always, free shipping! Includes B04, B06, B09, B10, B13, B15, B16 & B19.
Item#: GP07
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Cover: Happy Arbor Day!
Inside Text: Sorry I missed your birthday.
Item#: B01
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Cover: You're no alcoholic.
Inside Text: They go to meetings, you drunk.
Cheers to your birthday!
Item#: B02
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Cover: As you continue to grow older, let me offer you this sound advice.
Inside Text: Never trust a fart.
Item#: B03
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Cover: Happy Birthday, tool.
Inside Text: No, seriously, you’re a tool.
Item#: B04
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Cover: Remember listening to those classic 80’s songs by Quiet Riot, Wham and Rick Springfield?
Inside Text: I don’t. Happy Birthday!
Item#: B05
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Cover: “Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of you to the world.”
Inside Text: Sorry, I just totally drew a blank. Happy Birthday!
Item#: B06
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Cover: Sorry. I really wouldn't have missed your birthday...
Inside Text: Had I cared.
Item#: B07
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Cover: Few women admit their age.
Inside Text: Few men act theirs.
Happy Birthday!
Item#: B08
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Cover: Happy Birthday!
Inside Text: Have you found any grey pubes yet?
Item#: B09
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Cover: Inside every older person is a younger person...
Inside Text: wondering what the hell happened.
— Cora Armstrong
Item#: B10
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Cover: "Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age." —C.E.M. Joad
Inside Text: I liken you to a lightly chilled Boone's Strawberry Hill.
Item#: B12
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Cover: I hope you get lots of birthday wishes on your Facebook wall.
Inside Text: But please note that true friends will give you a real card.
Item#: B13
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Cover: I was almost unable to make it to your birthday celebration.
Inside Text: But then I saw your request for no gifts. Let's party!
Item#: B14
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Cover: Wow! It's your birthday again.
Inside Text: Yet another reminder that I'm really getting up there.
Item#: B15
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Cover: I hope my presence at your party...
Inside Text: makes up for my lack of presents at your party.
Item#: B16
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Cover: You're a hard person to shop for.
Inside Text: Especially in these tough economic times. I hope this card will do.
Item#: B17
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Cover: I wouldn't miss your birthday for the world.
Inside Text: Unless, of course, I'm having a bad hair day.
Item#: B18
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Cover: You are a year older!
Inside Text: Might be a good time to install those dimmer switches.
Item#: B19
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Cover: On your birthday, I was going to serenade you...
Inside Text: but I couldn't find an iPhone app for that.
Item#: B20
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Cover: You should join Facebook!
Inside Text: It would be much easier for me to wish you happy birthday.
Item#: B21
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