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Cover: Best of Friendship Gift Pack
Inside Text: We've compiled 8 of our best sellers into one gift pack. As always, free shipping! Includes A02, A04, A07, A10, A12, A14, A15 & A20.
Item#: GP08
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Cover: When you feel like you just can’t keep your head above water, remember this truth.
Inside Text: You'll be dead before you know it.
Item#: A01
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Cover: You are a great friend.
Inside Text: But it would really be best if we could just keep it on Facebook.
Item#: A02
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Cover: Every path has it's puddle.
Inside Text: That blows.
Item#: A03
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Cover: Great minds think alike.
Inside Text: Then there's you and me.
Item#: A04
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Cover: You know, I don't use the word genius very often.
Inside Text: Just thought I'd mention that.
Item#: A05
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Cover: Friends are forever...
Inside Text: just like herpes.
Item#: A06
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Cover: Jesus loves you.
Inside Text: But I'm his favorite.
Item#: A07
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Cover: Einstein, DaVinci, Mother Theresa…
Inside Text: Screw them, let's be strippers.
Item#: A08
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Cover: Don't worry.
Inside Text: Beer really is the answer.
Item#: A09
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Cover: Often times we're the only ones…
Inside Text: who think each other is funny.
Item#: A10
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Cover: I miss you so much.
Inside Text: But not quite enough to come visit.
Item#: A11
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Cover: Whenever you need me, I'm here for you.*
Inside Text: *Not valid on holidays, evenings or weekends. Blackout dates may apply.
This sentiment was current at the time of printing. Terms are subject
to change without notice. Void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise
restricted. Actual cash value of this paper is 1/1000th of a cent.
Item#: A12
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Cover: “To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.”
Inside Text: Good luck with that.
Item#: A13
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Cover: “When I hear music, I fear no danger. I am invulnerable. I see no foe. I am related to the earliest times, and to the latest.” —Henry David Thoreau
Inside Text: WTF?
Item#: A14
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Cover: Just checking in...
Inside Text: because last night I had a dream you died.
Item#: A15
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Cover: “What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals.”
Inside Text: And sometimes, you even get laid.
Item#: A16
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Cover: Hi Bitch.
Inside Text:
Item#: A17
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Cover: Hi Dick.
Inside Text:
Item#: A18
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Cover: When life gives you lemons...
Inside Text: just say screw it, and bail.
Item#: A19
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Cover: I was going to call you...
Inside Text: but somehow I just carried on with my life.
Item#: A20
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Cover: I was just thinking of old times.
Inside Text: Like the time we killed that hooker.
Item#: A21
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Cover: Thank you
Inside Text: for being my “loser” buddy. It makes me look better.
Item#: A22
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Cover: I was thinking we should have that drink to catch up...
Inside Text: but your frequent Facebook updates make that unnecessary.
Item#: A23
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Cover: "Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone." –Wayne Dyer
Inside Text: And no one needs to know about the special bus.
Item#: A24
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