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Cover: You’re probably gay, if...
Inside Text: You manscape before a doctor’s appointment.
Item#: R01
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Cover: You’re probably gay, if...
Inside Text: Your mom refers to your cats as her grandchildren.
Item#: R02
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Cover: You’re probably gay, if...
Inside Text: You never associate the word Castro with Cuba.
Item#: R03
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Cover: You’re really gay, if...
Inside Text: You use the word “aubergine” instead of eggplant when picking out paint.
Item#: R04
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Cover: You’re probably gay, if...
Inside Text: You squeal while trying on shoes.
Item#: R05
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Cover: It really sucks when...
Inside Text: Your parents throw you a coming out party, and you haven’t come out yet.
Item#: R06
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Cover: Congrats on coming out!
Inside Text: Who knew? (Everyone)
Item#: R07
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Cover: Happy Birthday, Homo.
Inside Text: You’re officially old enough to be a gay cougar.
Item#: R08
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Cover: Happy Birthday, Homo.
Inside Text: You’re supposed to blow the candles out, not suck the candles out.
Item#: R09
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Cover: Congrats on your gay marriage!
Inside Text: I hope it’s still legal by the time you get back from your honeymoon.
Item#: R10
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Cover: Congrats on your gay marriage!
Inside Text: Sorry you had to go to another state to make it legal.
Item#: R11
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Cover: You're probably a lesbian if....
Inside Text: your party shoes double as fancy hiking boots.
Item#: R12
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Cover: You're probably a lesbian if....
Inside Text: having long hair means that it is past your ears.
Item#: R13
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Cover: You're probably a lesbian if....
Inside Text: you wonder why the mens department always has all the cool clothes.
Item#: R14
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Cover: You're probably a lesbian if....
Inside Text: your shorts have enough pockets to store the contents of a large purse.
Item#: R15
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Cover: You're probably a lesbian if....
Inside Text: your ex's never leave, they just become your new best friends.
Item#: R16
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