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Cover: Douche Bag
Inside Text:
Item#: FS02
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Cover: You are a great friend.
Inside Text: But it would really be best if we could just keep it on Facebook.
Item#: A02
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Cover: Congrats on your new home.
Inside Text: I’m assuming it’s located at least 500 feet from any grade schools.
Item#: C03
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Cover: Happy Birthday, tool.
Inside Text: No, seriously, you’re a tool.
Item#: B04
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Cover: I've found the perfect wedding present for the two of you.
Inside Text: Unfortunately, a year has already passed.
Item#: C08
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Cover: Happy Birthday, Homo.
Inside Text: You’re officially old enough to be a gay cougar.
Item#: R08
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Cover: Congratulations on your new baby!
Inside Text: I'm sure it's all really fascinating for you.
Item#: C11
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Cover: Just checking in...
Inside Text: because last night I had a dream you died.
Item#: A15
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