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Welcome to your one stop shop for irreverent greeting cards for anyone who enjoys sharing a little sarcastic humor with those you love the most. Roast Greetings has you covered with cards for every occasion including birthday, love and relationships, LGBTQ, congratulations, and holidays. If you are tired of sappy, watered down greeting cards that nobody will remember, you've come to the right place. Send a Roast Greeting and you won't be forgotten.


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We use recycled materials for all of our cards and envelopes!