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Thank heavens you're here.


Welcome to your one stop shop for irreverent greeting cards for anyone who enjoys sharing a little sarcastic humor with those you love the most. Roast Greetings has you covered with cards for every occasion including birthday, love and relationships, LGBTQ, congratulations, and holidays. If you are tired of sappy, watered down greeting cards that nobody will remember, you've come to the right place. Send a Roast Greeting and you won't be forgotten.


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That's right. When you buy 4 or more.


About Us

Roast Greetings was founded in 2011 and is located in Portland, OR.


Our Cards

Prioritizing environmental friendliness, all greeting cards are printed on recycled paper and accompanied by 100% recycled envelopes. And... one big online perk that has always been our practice... there is always FREE SHIPPING when you order four or more cards.



We use recycled materials for all of our cards and envelopes!