Merry Christmas!

OUTSIDE: Merry Christmas!

INSIDE: I would have gotten you a real gift but:

[ ] I was robbed on the way to Target.

[ ] I just got dumped.

[ ] I usually re-gift marketing materials and I

haven't received my State Farm calendar yet.

[ ] Facebook has been really demanding lately.

[ ] I spent all my money on peppermint bark.

[ ] I was just fired and food has taken priority.

[ ] Goodwill was really picked over.

[ ] I'm waiting for 50% off post-Christmas deals.

[ ] I sort of forgot about you.

All cards are printed on quality 100# classic laid recycled paper and come with 100% recycled kraft envelopes.